Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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