I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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