I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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