im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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