And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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