Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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