I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
NoShamevember. You game?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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