I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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