I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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