My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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