Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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