first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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