hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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