Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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