what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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