I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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