if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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