come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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