I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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