sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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