so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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