haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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