She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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