I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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