He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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