Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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