not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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