So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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