oh god the rape fog is back!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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