Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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