Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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