google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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