you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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