16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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