I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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