idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize