Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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