hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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