So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
