I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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