So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Randomize
