To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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