i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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