I wish I could teleport
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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