i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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