just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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