And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I want to fling myself into the sun
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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