people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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