Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
is wine microwaveable?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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