I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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