My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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