My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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