This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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