escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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