Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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