why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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